Does anyone want to buy a Nut Eating Squirrel Monkey?

One has fallen into my hands recently and I'm keen to see him settled in a loving home. Don't tell the Feds though.Does anyone want to buy a Nut Eating Squirrel Monkey?
Right Mr Shankley...put that nut eating squirrel monkey back in Chessington zoo immediately...u know it has a special diet mashed coconut and banana, it could die. Oh Mr you are in big big trouble.....or u could try selling it on ebay a bit sharpish though.Does anyone want to buy a Nut Eating Squirrel Monkey?
no way man
I've always dreamed of getting a Squirrel monkey!! But the best thing to do and most responsible thing to do is find a wildlife rescue society, and turn him in.
Give it too a zoo
Call the local animal control officer, and tell them. Monkeys by and large are cute in a zoo, hell to keep as pets- especially when they throw their poo at people.





For some reason, people don't like being poo targets. Go figure eh?
What? Nut eating squirrel monkey, hmmm... WHAT?!?
I'd like to see a pic of that, i would love one, but you probably should tell the ';Feds';, or some other authority that could relocate it or put it in a zoo or something so it stays safe.